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OK I usually don't do this - but this joke is funny
« on: June 14, 2009, 09:26:34 AM »
Without regards to any inferred politics  in this joke it is funny and you can substitute just about anyone into this:

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. 
 For  years He had faithfully served the people of the nations' capital.
 He  motioned for his nurse to come near.
 "Yes, Father?" said the  nurse.
 "I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi  before I die",
 Whispered the priest.
 "I'll see what I can do, Father"  replied the nurse.
 The nurse sent the request to them and waited  for a response.
 Soon the word  arrived.  Harry and Nancy would  be delighted to visit
 The  Priest.
 As they  went to the  hospital, Harry commented to Nancy,
 "I don't know why the old  priest wants  to see us, but it will certainly
 Help our images."
 Nancy  couldn't help but agree.
 When they arrived at the priest's room, the  priest took Nancy's hand
In his right hand and Harry's hand in his left.
 There was silence and a look of serenity on the old
 Priest's'  face.
 Finally Nancy spoke. "Father, of all the people you
 Could have  chosen, why  did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
 The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to
 Pattern my  life after Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
 The old priest  continued..."He died  between two
 Lying thieves. I would like to do the  same."

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